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My Wife Quotes

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express Picture Quote #1

My wife is a real puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a valentine is foreplay Picture Quote #1

My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make breakfast Picture Quote #1

I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live Picture Quote #1

My wife said she’d never heard me singing in the bath until last week Picture Quote #1

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said ‘yes’ to divorce Picture Quote #1

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This year I’m going to shop for my wife as if she were my mistress Picture Quote #1

My toughest fight was with my first wife Picture Quote #1

My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it Picture Quote #1

My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six Picture Quote #1

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home Picture Quote #1

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! Picture Quote #1

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I choose faithfulness... Today I will keep my promises. My debtors will not regret their trust. My associates will not question my word. My wife will not question my love. And my children will never fear that they father will not come home Picture Quote #1

I don’t really make plans and I just want to be happy and continue with my business and take care of my wife and kids. I want to sit back, relax and enjoy life Picture Quote #1

There are a lot of good memories, and because I was injured, during the rehab, I met my wife. The tennis was very good but the injuries were good for something too Picture Quote #1

I’ve been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour Picture Quote #1

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All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express (My Wife Quotes) My wife is a real puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a valentine is foreplay (My Wife Quotes) My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make breakfast (My Wife Quotes) I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live (My Wife Quotes) My wife said she’d never heard me singing in the bath until last week (My Wife Quotes) I hardly said a word to my wife until I said ‘yes’ to divorce (My Wife Quotes) This year I’m going to shop for my wife as if she were my mistress (My Wife Quotes) My toughest fight was with my first wife (My Wife Quotes) My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it (My Wife Quotes) My wife and I have five children. And the reason why we have five children is because we Do Not...Want...Six (My Wife Quotes) My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home (My Wife Quotes) With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! (My Wife Quotes) I choose faithfulness... Today I will keep my promises. My debtors will not regret their trust. My associates will not question my word. My wife will not question my love. And my children will never fear that they father will not come home (My Wife Quotes) I don’t really make plans and I just want to be happy and continue with my business and take care of my wife and kids. I want to sit back, relax and enjoy life (My Wife Quotes) There are a lot of good memories, and because I was injured, during the rehab, I met my wife. The tennis was very good but the injuries were good for something too (My Wife Quotes) I’ve been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will celebrate our fifteenth wedding anniversary. My band is back together with a sold-out tour (My Wife Quotes)

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